This morning got me in a lighter mode and I thought to share some hilarious one liners, which will bring a smile on the face of fellow mommies:). Coz, that’s what we need for being Great Moms!
Furious MOMS! If a woman speaks & no one is listening, her name is probably MOM!
BADASS MOMS! I may look quiet and reserved but if you mess with my kids, I will show you One BADASS MOMMA!
Sobbing MOMS! I used to have functional brain cells but I traded them in for children;)
Curious MOMS! Kids are full of energy even without eating.. They have special siphoning system, pumping it out from MOM’s secretly;)
Sleepy MOMS! People who say they sleep like babies, probably don’t have one !
Laundry-ing MOMS! Behind every MOM, is a basket full of dirty laundry waiting to be washed!
Its all Ok MOMS! Nothing is really lost, until your MOM can’t find it !
Fooled Off, MOMS! I’m laughing since I am your baby.. I smile coz I know you can do nothing about it now;)
Mom-ster MOMS! That’s what MOM’s converts to after the final verdict!
Sarcastic-ally Hopeful MOMS! Every MOM hopes that her daughter will find a better man to marry than she did & is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did;)
Confused MOMS! Wondering why are kids shouting and then wondering, why are they so quiet!
Shocked MOMS! Mom, I’m really sorry if you are tired coz of me, But forget it, as I really don’t CARE!
Ultra Tired MOMS! Hey Mom, You look tired, But guess what! I’m so excited to play with you right now!
Freaking MOMS! Kids for sure think that the word “NO” means ask MOM continuously till she changes her mind or loses It!
Screwing MOMS! Behind every great kid, Is a MOM, who knows every second that she is screwing it up all 🙂
A big LOL MOMS! Buzzers…I’am convinced that there is a sensor in my ass that alerts my kids, of the exact moment I sit down to relax!
We’re the Best & the worst! You will never know how evil you truly are, until someone upsets your kids!
For all Mommies – LOVE! I know a lady who has filled some beautiful COLOURS & GLITTERS in my life!
And that’s what Kids are from a MOM’s perspective!
“The most wacky, chaotic, deafening, frantic, fussy, demanding, grouchy, sleep robbers & emotionally unstable people, who Mom’s love the most in their life tirelessly 24X7!”
And, finally sharing my status right now : Searching for my son’s favourite donuts all through the house in amaze, which “I” finished it waking up throughout last night!
Which one did you like the most Mummas? Hope I gave you a good humour for the day to unwind & relax a mom’s life! We all need some crazy laugh for sure! Love you all.
[Few are my self made quotes & few taken with the help of Google, credit to the amazing quote writers]