Moms characters : A funny laugh ride

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A Mums life

This morning got me in a lighter mode and I thought to share some hilarious one liners, which will bring  a smile on the face of  fellow mommies:). Coz, that’s what we need for being Great Moms!

Furious MOM

 Furious MOMS!  If a woman speaks & no one is listening, her name is probably MOM!

Badass Mom

BADASS MOMS!  I may look quiet and reserved but if you mess with my kids, I will show you One BADASS MOMMA!

Sobbing moms

Sobbing MOMS! I used to have functional brain cells but I traded them in for children;)

curious moms

Curious MOMS!  Kids are full of energy even without eating.. They have special siphoning system, pumping it out from MOM’s secretly;)

sleepy moms

Sleepy MOMS!  People who say they sleep like babies, probably don’t have one !

Cleaning moms

Laundry-ing MOMS!  Behind every MOM, is a basket full of dirty laundry waiting to be washed!

Its all Ok MOMS! Nothing is really lost, until your MOM can’t find it !

Fooled off moms

Fooled Off, MOMS!  I’m laughing since I am your baby.. I smile coz I know you can do nothing about it now;)

monster moms

Mom-ster MOMS!  That’s what MOM’s converts to after the final verdict!

Sarcastic-ally Hopeful MOMS!  Every MOM hopes that her daughter will find a better man to marry than she did & is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did;)

confused moms

Confused MOMS!  Wondering why are kids shouting and then wondering, why are they so quiet!

Shocked moms

Shocked MOMS!  Mom, I’m really sorry if you are tired coz of me, But forget it, as I really don’t CARE!

Tired moms

Ultra Tired MOMS!  Hey Mom, You look tired, But guess what! I’m so excited to play with you right now!

freaking moms

Freaking MOMS!  Kids for sure think that the word “NO” means ask MOM continuously till she changes her mind or loses It!

screwing moms

Screwing MOMS!  Behind every great kid, Is a MOM, who knows every second that she is screwing it up all 🙂

A big LOL MOMS!  Buzzers…I’am convinced that there is a sensor in my ass that alerts my kids, of the exact moment I sit down to relax!

We’re the Best & the worst!  You will never know how evil you truly are, until someone upsets your kids!

Best moms

 For all Mommies – LOVE!  I know a lady who has filled some beautiful COLOURS & GLITTERS in my life!

And that’s what Kids are from a MOM’s perspective!

“The most wacky, chaotic, deafening, frantic, fussy, demanding, grouchy, sleep robbers & emotionally unstable people, who Mom’s love the most in their life tirelessly 24X7!”

And, finally sharing my status right now : Searching for my son’s favourite donuts all through the house in amaze, which “I” finished it waking up throughout last night!

Which one did you like the most Mummas? Hope I gave you a good humour for the day to unwind & relax a mom’s life! We all need some crazy laugh for sure! Love you all.

[Few are my self made quotes & few taken with the help of Google, credit to the amazing quote writers]

94 thoughts on “Moms characters : A funny laugh ride

  1. I’m sure there are Mom’s who have played all of these characters in one day! Being a Mom is definitely a hard job. Sometimes you need to laugh about it.

  2. omg! I needed those laughs! and you know what they said behind every good joke is alittle truth. well this is filled with them… I SWEAR my son knows when i sit down lol no deep couch sitting in my home lol

    1. Ha ha.. these are truthful jokes;), Yes even I have no deep couch for myself..Its all for daddy & son;).Glad you had a great time reading it!

  3. Thanks for the post – made me crack a smile. As of late every thing I’ve read has been so serious and this just broke up all that negativity! Thanks

  4. It’s funny for me because before I became a mother I thought I knew everything. But….being a mom means you become a person with multiple Incomprehensible personalities for others 🙂 ))))

  5. i enjoyed this. if this ain’t the truth about moms idk what is. my everyday status is the badass mom. lol i ain’t afraid to slap a kid who messes with mines. lol does that make me a mean person? hahahaah

  6. Oh my gosh, these were so funny to read! I hear ya on the evil thing–when someone is mean to my kids, I get pretty angry.

  7. My friend who has two kids was just telling me how insane she feels sometimes because she is so exhausted and there is so much to do! I will have to send this to her and see which one she will relate to the most!

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